Hmmm, in this edition of Wednesday Wisdom with Steph I think she has given Hicktown a new name…

I’m sure that if you are a true blue reader of my aunt’s blog (which I’m sure all of you are… ), you have heard plenty of stories of how redneck and southern our little small town of Chatsvegas is. Today I was at the hardware store with my dad. Patiently waiting of course… I was casually looking here and there and around the parking lot while sitting in the truck. No one was around but there were plenty of cars. It was one of those awkward moments where you think you might catch someone doing something extremely embarrassing but instead you start wondering if someone is watching YOU. Anywho, i glanced over and I see this really old ugly beat up rusty van. I call it a redneck van. To those of you who don’t understand how it can be both redneck let me explain. Murray County is full of rednecks.  No joke ask anyone around here. It is the capital city of rednecks.  So on the side of this van it has markings to which you would know as car paint. On the windows it is talking about how the owner of this redneck  van sells Avon. you know…the makeup. Ok ok. Weird that someone selling Avon is driving that because you would think they would take a little pride in how they look. I don’t know. That’s just my opinion. So what is so amusing about this van?? Wellll…..its Chatsworth and we are known for being dumb. Even though some are not…alot are. LOL On this window these are the exact words. ” Saleing Avon” and then the phone number is right under it. Who taught this person to spell!? I thought that was a common word that everyone and their dog knew how to spell. Helloooooo. Typical Murray Co. education for you I guess. Let’s just help out our reputation a little. Thats a great idea!! haha. Oh yea. And not only is it on there once but its on the van multiple times in multiple locations. The woman walks out of the store, gets in the van, and drives away. She is wearing holey sweatpants, a ginormous t-shirt, and has nappy hair and NO MAKEUP on. I don’t know about you guys but I would definitely not buy Avon out of that van or from that woman. LOL My boyfriend told me I should’ve left a note with the correct grammar but by that time she was already driving off into the distance. Goodbye my dear illiterate redneck friend. Goodbye!! And my wonderful aunt said to take a picture but once again, it was too late. Poo. So lesson of the day, do NOT write on your car unless you know the correct spelling.

TaTa….See you next week!