southern0051

Have ya ever been talking to someone and they just can’t pick up on the obvious?

In answer you might say:

“Does a cat have climbing gear?”

Southern sayings are funny and to the point. Don’t ya think?

Yep, Cats have climbing gear.

Kinda like every business needs business insurance. It is going to be a beautiful day today. How are you going to spend it? We are going to get some things done here around the house and get prepared for a party of sorts tomorrow. Then we have karate tonight and Tate has a competition tomorrow. He has asked that I not go. Apparently I make him nervous.

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In life we all have our ups and our downs. That is what makes it life. If everything was always great we wouldn’t appreciate those great times. It takes adversity to balance things out and let us know just how much we should appreciate the good. You know, kinda like good acne cleansers…scrub the bad away and leave the fresh and new. So, when you are talking about life and the changes it brings you might say:

One day you’re drinkin’ wine, the next day you’re pickin’ grapes

Just means things aren’t always the same and you can’t always be the one on top. And really, I wouldn’t want to be. I like knowing the difference between the good and the bad. I think it makes me a more humble and compassionate person.

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TGIF!!

And you know what that means…

…words of wisdom straight from the South.

This is one my kids HATE to hear. First off because it means they have been caught, and second because it cracks me up every time and I have to add “Get it?” to the end. After years of hearing it they only roll their eyes at me and inform me how they couldn’t help but to get it because it has been explained a hundred times.

So, the next time you catch someone in a lie here is what you can say:

“You’re lyin’ like a no-legged dog!”

Get it?

Hehehe

If you don’t just let me know and I will explain it to ya.

I hope you all have a fantabulous weekend!

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Today’s Southernism focuses on Unattractiveness. I have heard many sayings throughout the years but my favorite has to be:

“He’s so ugly, his Mama took him everywhere so she wouldn’t have to kiss him good-bye.”

That folks is pretty daw-gone ugly.

It is FRIDAY!!! We are supposed to go to the circus tonight…however they are also calling for a snow storm. Yeah, a snow storm that looks like it will only hit the deep South. How insanely crazy is that? And they are saying that we may get anywhere from 2-5 inches of snow. That means that there will be no milk or bread left within a thousand mile radius and everything will be shut down for days. We don’t do snow well at all.

I hope that you each have a FABULOUS weekend…mine is going to be busy and exciting. Tell you all about it later!

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