Cause and Effect. It isn’t a new concept but it is apparently one my family is just finding out about. My house is a wreck but no one seems to have made any messes. Nooo, that cup isn’t mine Mom, I swear…it just walked itself over to the coffee table and parked itself there. Did you know that cups now grow legs?
No one seems to know where that Mount Laundrymore came from either. Or why they have no clean clothes.
Or why there wasn’t a clean spoon in the house. Speaking of which, I bought new spoons after all of mine mysteriously disappeared awhile back, we are now missing half of those. I think we have a mysterious monster lurking in the shadows around here that likes to eat spoons. I call him Spoony and imagine him to be a metallic silver color due to all the metals he is ingesting. I keep hoping he is going to get silver poisoning and fade away but looks like he is still going strong.
So, the washer and dryer are working diligently, the dishwasher is humming along, I have gathered about 1,322 cups, haven’t seen a spoon in sight and am wishing I had one of those Project Manager Jobs so I could give orders instead of feeling like the janitor.
Hmmmph, I did at least hide all the good candy. That’ll show em to leave it all for me!