I was told by my 11 year old son that I could not go outside this morning. WHAT? Why can’t I go outside? Is there something wrong with the outside? Is the sky falling?
“Oh no Mom, the sky isn’t falling…I just made a bomb this morning out of toilet bowl cleaner and aluminum foil and it didn’t explode right so it is slowly leaking toxic fumes…so just don’t go outside, ok?”
Ummm, I have lethal fumes in my yard apparently. I am not allowed to go outside. I have an 11 year old that says he either wants to be a Chemist or an Alchemist. I am thinking more along the lines of terrorist.
He is making explosives, they are lethal, he has confined me to my own house. You tell me…which profile do you think he fits? Yeah, that is what I thought.
The joys of boys. Not much more that you can say about it.