It is your last chance to enter to win the OXO Good Grips V-Blade Mandolin Slicer if you haven’t done so already. The deadline to enter is at 5PM EST today. So, enter now or forever hold your peas. Oh, and you can hold mine too, cause I don’t like peas. Not all peas, just the little green ones, cause my Momma made me eat lots of them every Halloween. She scarred me for life.
I am going to be MIA most of the day. I have to clean my house. Or pretend to while I shove everything in closets and under beds. So if you see me here, don’t tell. My sister and her family are coming to eat. Eat and play cards. And talk. And go to the Dollar Store. See, we have a tradition. Me and my sister ALWAYS go to the Dollar Store. Since we have more Dollar Stores than residents and it is really the only store within miles of me it just sort of evolved into something we do. Yeah, Hick Town Entertainment…go to the Dollar Store on Friday night. Of course it really is entertaining. You will see people with no teeth, people in their pajamas, people riding horses or in a buggy, people who need to brush their teeth, kids with feet blacker than asphalt cause they don’t wear shoes most of the time. Yes, I really am serious. I wouldn’t kid about such. Those are the joys of living in the land where it is uncool if you aren’t a Redneck.
Also, the giveaway for the MiniMate Fridge Deodorizer that keeps foods fresher longer, eliminates bacteria and molds and odors ends tomorrow at 6PM EST. So you should enter that one too, if you haven’t already.
Ok, I think that is all the announcements that I have. Now I have to make my house presentable cause it is total chaos at the moment. So, if I don’t sureface in a few days…call the Rescue Squad please.